Plank

A dick.

I'm 'bouta give you this plank, girl.

by Mesli November 27, 2017

carton of plank

Something John wants to hide

Where can I hide this carton of plank

by Sanee April 2, 2017

Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.

Timmy: Happy plank day!

by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023

sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

by arcanev4 February 21, 2025

plank time

smallest possible time that science NOW can handle
its the speed of light in vacuum passing one plank volume

errrrrrrrrr there are more plank time in one second than how many second since the big bang started

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI November 22, 2021

spaz plank

When a spaz meets a plank! The bastard child of Dumb and Dumber! too stupid to be simply labeled a spaz, too backwards to be simply labeled a plank - spaz plank.

"Darn Pa, I seems to have spilt moms cherryade on the dawg again"

"Shit Rufus you spaz plank, you're no son o' mine"

by Liam J. Taylor April 29, 2008

Planking

(A posture assumed on an escalator, in which the forearms are rested upon the moving rail, and the ankles to the parallel rail. The body appears as if it is a board stretched across the escalator on the way down, or up. This resembling a wooden board (a plank) stretched across the rails. The goal is to position the body as straight as possible, and utilize ones upper and lower body strength to this advantage.

Variations:

(1) "Planking to Hell": When the act is performed on the downward moving escalator.
(2) "Planking to Heaven": When the act is performed on the upward moving escalator
(3) "Ride the Plank!": The act of encouraging another to go planking.

"Dude we should totally hit the mall and go planking."
"I give that planking a 6/10."
"She was literally planking, I'm surprised the mall cop didn't kick her out!"
"Ride the plank, scumbag!"

by DeityDurg January 31, 2023