cell phone

back when their primary use was calling, it was like torture to go anywhere because every 5 seconds a random phone would ring. now that people use their cell phones mostly for texting and web browsing, life is better, though it's still slightly annoying to see everyone looking down at their phones.

2004
*ring* *beep beep* *rrriiiinnnng*
random guy: hi
other guy: How's it going
me: crap cant you people turn off your cell phones for once do you realise how annoying they are?!!

2011
*complete silence*
me: aahhhhh finally...
guy looking up from phone: what'd you say?

by Allanator July 05, 2011

phone butter

The buildup of food, spit, and other nasty substances in the phone mouth-piece of your mouth breathing coworkers.

Jim's phone butter had a chunk of oatmeal in it!

by Mike_V May 24, 2005

Chargin The Phone

The Act Secretly Masturbating While Telling People You Need to Charge Your Phone,
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'

Girlfriend: "Where Did You Go?!?!?!?!?"
Guy: "Sorry I was Chargin The Phone

by TheBanterLamp August 14, 2016

The Infinity Phones

Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.

My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.

by DonaldJTrumpster June 15, 2018

Phone Jab

A jab from a phone.

Hi Dave, how are you? Hi Penny, i'm good thank you, are you okay? PHONE JAB!!

owwwww

by DavePen January 09, 2012

phone macarena

the act of checking you side and then back pockets in search of your phone usually causing you to accidently perform a portion of the macarena.

john: dude wait where is my phone?! *checks pockets*
Bob: haha you just did the phone macarena

by mynamedontmatter October 19, 2009

phone roll

Describing a situation where an unintended text recipient who is not acquainted with the sender in real life responds to the text in a humorous manner.

Sender: Hey can you bring da money to udz? ima going home n make frybread for yr bro.

Unintended recipient: Hey, ur txting the wrong number, but I'll take some frybread.

Sender: LMFAO o shit sry

PHONE ROLLED!

by Rulacho August 03, 2013