Alabama hot pocket

When the guy shits in a girls vagina during intercourse

Girl 1 “she smells like shit!”
Girl 2 “Brian gave her an Alabama hot pocket”
Girl 1 “ohhhh”

by BmAc0977 November 19, 2018

hands in the pockets

a non-literal snowboarding term, "hands in the pockets" refers to a trick done with such steeze, it looks as though they could have just kept their hands in their pockets.

"Did you see that kid? Cab 270 on, pretzel out--hands in the pockets. Sick."

by B Kramer January 19, 2008

Three Pocket Pat

Checking your pockets before leaving for the three necessities: Phone (hollerbox), wallet, and keys. To pat the left, right, and back pocket ensuring you have your belongings. A stoner's best friend.

"Scrubby always performs the Three Pocket Pat when he leaves, because otherwise he is sure as shit to forget something."

by Trent Bailey (Mr. Mr.) December 9, 2007

Illinois Hot-Pocket

Boning a female, and then pulling out, and nutting in the females nostril/nostrils and squezing the jizzum out of her nose like the cheese in a hot-pocket.

Sally just loved the Illinois Hot-Pocket and gave to her last night, she thought it was rad.

by RabidWimp December 16, 2008

Alabama Hot pocket

The act of taking a poop in a girls vagina and having sex after.

Tim: Do you want to get drinks tonight Matt.
Matt: No thanks my wife and I are doing an Alabama Hot pocket tonight.

by Alst4r52 June 11, 2018

Pocket pussy

A male sex toy designed to imitate a woman’s vagina.

“Dude, all my socks are fucked up from jerking it all the time.”
-Bro, get yourself a pocket pussy, they feel fucking great!!

by The Drizzle March 1, 2018

Clown's Pocket

A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clowns' costume

I should have known, considering what a slut Tina was. Her fur pie was stretched wider than the coller of a fat kid's t-shirt. I could have fit six of my dicks in her clown's pocket.

by Tello August 16, 2006