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Patter

The practice of urinating on your school dean, without them knowing.
Your school dean comes up to you and your mates and starts to tell you off. So one of you moves behind him and starts to urinate on the back of his leg. The noise made is like a patter, hence the name.
by Justin 2567 August 10, 2006
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fiesta platter

A new item on Taco Bell's menu that includes the main portion of your choice, beans, chips, and salsa, all made with the most digusting ingredients possible. After consuming a fiesta platter, one then has a fiesta in the toilet for days.
"Dude, Alvie, I don't feel so good. I had a fiesta platter for lunch today."

"Oh, me too bro.I had a fiesta in the toilet after that."
by Mayhem61 April 7, 2008
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patterson

A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.
guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?

guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.

guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.
by holy fuckin asscrackers July 14, 2006
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jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.
That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!
by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009
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patterscum

When you commit an act worthy of appraisal for its coy behavior, aka when one stealsts something very important
Kuyt just patterscummed the shit out of that ball.
Kid in the back, patterscumming like crazaaaaayyyyyy!
by Stealster McBulSheetface December 16, 2010
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Patterpillar

A patterpillar is a pillar that patters.
A pillar is a column type thing.
A patter is a noise a duck makes when it walks.
"Bob, what is that?"
"I believe it is a Patterpillar"
by Penguinsgalore September 18, 2017
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