Fucker is permatweaked, jackjawing, looking out of the corner of his eyes, quick screwed up thinking, and not able to reason.
by gayburns7 March 8, 2015
Get the permatweaked mug.Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)
Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!
Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!
Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!
by Siorse House December 23, 2005
Get the Premature Congratulator mug.by Dierks36 September 8, 2009
Get the Premature Evacuation mug.When you are brewing tea during foreplay and it gets too hot causing all the tea to evaporate, leaving at least one person quite unfulfilled. Can often lead to one participant saying, "Is...is that it?"
Q: How was the British tea party sex last night?
A: Not so good man. This is the third time I had premature evaporation this month
A: Not so good man. This is the third time I had premature evaporation this month
by g'nite luve May 14, 2009
Get the premature evaporation mug.When a young girl/teen is pretty and not old enough to be 'hot' but will certainly grow to be a real stunner. Currently she is 'prematurely hot'.
Ooo look at her. She is kinda pretty she's prematurely hot I bet. Give her a few years and i'd love to Bang her.
by d Jace b July 14, 2009
Get the Prematurely hot mug.Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.
by euphemismo January 18, 2008
Get the prematurely ejaculated mug.Damn she's hot, but I wish I would of known about Tammy Sue's step-brother Earl before I married her. Will they ever find a cure for premature evaluation?
by Mishpuka August 8, 2010
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