Parker

parker is an amazing guy and friend. he never fails to put a smile on your face and is the best at giving advice. he is there for you no matter what you are going through and normally likes girls with the opposite hair and eyes as him. he is very likeable once you get to know him and is very easy to fall in love with. he gives the best hugs ever and is fun to be around. he is very athletic and good at every sport. he is also very popular and is friends with everyone. he never gets boring to talk to and never runs out of things to talk about. if you ever meet a parker make sure not to let him go because there is no one else like him in the world.

damn that guys the best. he must be a parker

by parker’s bestie October 2, 2018

Chili Palmer

Originally an adjective derived from the John Travolta Character of the same name. Used to say something is cool or awesome. Also used as a verb, noun or proper noun. Can be used sarcastically. Can be shortened to "Chili P" "C-Palm" "Chilay Palmero" or simply 'CP".

"Boy that guy sure looks like a Chili Palmer!"

"Hey, look at Chili Palmer over there!"

"Let's go Chili Palmer it up around the corner."

by Dr. Handsome February 3, 2010

Frumpy Palmer

This is apparently a highly taboo act that is rarely spoken of. The act consists of a Donkey, a fist, a ferret, and a glass coffee table.

When she first introduced me to the "Frumpy Palmer" I was scared shitless, but after I got over the pain, we did it all night.

by HGIT August 30, 2012

Nasty Parmesan

Weed that is so dank, it reaks of a fine cheese.

Josh always brings some nasty parmesan whenever he comes over.

by Nalders June 24, 2014

ryan-palmer

nigga shark

look at that ryan-palmer

by pie1234567654 March 7, 2017

retarded parker

A moronic slightly slow, gay ass, fucking idiot with a millimeter Peter chode. Will most likely grow to be a child predator/rapist. He should have been gassed not the Jews. If you sreally him shoot on site

Damn he must be a retarded parker

by Robertisbetterthanparker September 7, 2017

Robert Parker

An incredibly salty person, who shares views with Bernie Sanders, ANTIFA, and unexpectedly ICE. An individual believes in every gender but also believes in building a wall. A truly odd specimen indeed. Also refereed to as the Oral Sex Demon.

You see that guy? Yeah, hes a real Robert Parker. I cant believe that guy.

by ClandestineOps August 8, 2019