Debt Parking

Debt parking is when friends or extended family ask to use your home's address to have their bank/credit card statements sent to. And also any other debts they want to dump. They then max their cards to the hilt and do a runner, leaving the debt collectors and bailiffs knocking on your door demanding the money!

Leyton: Man, remember that dude Rick?

Mike: Who, da nigga you let stay at your den a few months ago?

Leyton: Yeh man, next time I see him he's gonna get smoked for sure.

Mike: Why? Whad'de do?

Leyton: He parked his debts here and last night I had da Mafia kicking down ma door!

Mike: Ah man, debt parking sucks!

by Johnnyawb December 15, 2008

penis parking lot

Simply, a parking lot for penis. Used as an insult.

Dan0 is quite useful.... as a penis parking lot.

by Yeee December 15, 2007

parallel parking

When two men lay their penses on top of one another and stroke them at the same time.

Wow, that parallel parking job last night really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019

parallel parking

sexual intercourse

June was in a bad mood: she wanted some parallel parking with Alec, but he had a headache.

by Dunky Oggins November 9, 2003

parking nazi

A "police officer" who isn't really police, since they couldn't make the cut. Instead, they were given the daunting task of placing tickets on unsuspecting cars, often times praying specifically on cars worth more than Parking Nazi's house (Acura and above, LOL). Can be annoying, but if you have a relative in the police department, you can have the tickets taken care of since Parking Nazis fear real police.

The Parking Nazi can be found praying mostly on education facility parking lots or around train stations.

by hatred February 4, 2004

parking lot surrender

its a french phrase for being assaulted in parking lot by a large male, normally black, and forced into an unwanted intruder in rectum...

"No, No, oh well go ahead LeRoy, but can you atleast lube up before this parking lot surrender"

by Bill Booth March 14, 2005

parking nazis

(noun) People dressed in brown uniforms that patrol the parking lots at the University of Oklahoma.

Damn, I can't park here in front of my dorm, as the parking nazi will get me. I have to park 2 miles away!

by zmurf April 23, 2003