perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy

My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in

by AK41 December 18, 2017

Ghost Panting

The act of pretending to Pant heavily (just like after sex) when you stop riding your illegal Electric Bike (for definition of illegal Electric Bike see EAPC Ghost Rider's definitions: Ghost Riding) at the traffic lights to make people and the Police think you have been propelling your EAPC legally when in fact you have been travelling at over 15.5 mph and Ghost Riding (see previous definition).

I love to do Ghost Panting which is fake Panting at the traffic lights after Ghost Riding my Electric Bike at 25 mph to make people think I have been propelling my illegal Electric Bike by the pedals.

by EAPC Ghost Rider July 11, 2020

T Paining

T Paining is a verb used to describe what happens, on a Zoom call, when you start to cut out and your voice starts to glitch and stutter, resembling the heavily autotuned vocals of a T Pain song.

Bob: "The metrics for quarter --- zzz -- bzzz -- fzzzz --- "
Employee: "So it looks like Bob is T Paining right now...let's give him a second to reconnect"

by channel_panel September 29, 2020

Mom-panting

The act of telling a friend they are unknowingly embarrassing themselves.

Caitlin, you wear the same kind of pants as your Mother.

by Boss Hog June 30, 2004

2D printing

The inverse of 3D printing where a 3D object is reduced by very thin layers at a time. Often used in the context of wiping your ass, but you are really just wiping a poo that hasn't fully extruded from your anus. Because you are wiping a poo, wiping clean is an exercise in futility. Instead, the defecator should resume trying to push out the poo before attempting to wipe again.

People have referred to this as craypa shits when the poo has the quality of an oil pastel when wiping.
This is the opposite of an Ace, where after a poop, the wipe is clean on the first run.

I couldn't wipe clean the other day because I was just 2D printing a poo.
What's taking so long, are you 2D printing a poo in there?

by 2dprinting May 12, 2013

Leopard Printing

A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.

Boyfriend - "Your back is like a blank canvas"

Girlfriend - "it's ready for some leopard printing"

by Man-Leopard May 6, 2011

[phainting]

Phainting (Feyn-ting) is the practice of using slow shutter with or without a combination of camera movements to either isolate and create motion around a subject(s), or offer a study of subjects in motion for a painterly effect.

A hybrid combination of photography and painting.

Adjective, Phainting: Motion captured in camera by a slow shutter creating painterly style.
Noun, Phainter: One who captures motion in camera using a slow shutter creating painterly style.
Noun, Phainting: An image of motion captured in camera using a slow shutter for painterly effect.
Adverb, Phainterly. Having the quality of an image capturing motion in camera through a slow shutter for a painterly effect.
Verb, Phainting.

"The photographer is phainting the ocean waves along the cliffs by the lighthouse."
"The phainting of car lights down the highway illuminate the traffic patterns."

The phainting of car lights down the highway illuminate the traffic patterns."

by Iutterthereforeiam January 15, 2015