monkey puttzing

random activities with no reason or defined outcome that passes the time pleasently

I spent 20 minutes monkey puttzing at work when I should have been trying to find the right wording for a report.

by murryxramone June 22, 2011

silly putty buddy

When two or more bros put their dicks in the same big ol' piece of silly putty, or use that same hunk of putty as a double sided dildo.

Note: NOT GAY, just 2 dudes enjoying some sweet putty smashing

Bro 1: Hey bro, tryna become my silly putty buddy?

Bro 2: Hell yeah broseph, let's raw dog that putt!

by the mysterious j & batman April 10, 2019

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021

Tu’ ma’ puttana

Tu’ ma’ puttana is always used in Tuscany or generally in the centre of Italy to offend the mother of your friends; simular to: “figlio di puttana (son of slut)”

Mi hai pestato le scarpe nuove, tu’ ma’ puttana
You crush my new shoes, tu’ ma’ puttana

by Culonudo.com June 3, 2018

puttana

1. whore in italian
2. the puttana inn, nice lodging with very friendly people

person 1:Dang, heather got paid for that bj!

person 2:She is a puttana, jeffe.

by sturterke December 5, 2007

cutty putty

n. semen, spunk, jizz

I heard Esteban—the handsome Salvadoran—filled your sister up with cutty putty, amigo.

by D. Mum July 7, 2008

Putting English on the ball

When I went to San Francisco, I heard some guys were playing pool. They put backspin on the ball, and someone said 'Nice English'. I enquired, and found out that putting English on the ball means putting backspin on it.

"Sweet. You put so much English on that ball it went all the way back up your cue and in your mouth."

by Bonny lad November 17, 2004