shootin' putin

When you nut during gay sex just to spite Putin cause he's a homophobic cunt.

I'm only willing to bang a dude if I'm shootin' putin

by blitching_glitch August 9, 2018

Hair putting in 2 weeks notice

When someone is trying to hold onto their hair but it is just about all gone.

He needs to just shave it off, his hair putting in 2 weeks notice.

by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021

Vladamir Putin

Some dumbass who wants to be the new Hitler

Bob: I hate Vladamir Putin!
Jack: Me too

by Helpmylifelol March 8, 2022

Naughty Putin

When your neighbour pisses you off, so you decide to invade, fuck them, and refuse to pull out.

Did you hear about Chris last weekend ? He did a Naughty Putin.

by Jamcook March 14, 2022

Vladmir Putin

The current villian of Earth.
Currently wants to kill ukraine.
Nearly nobody likes him

I hate vladmir putin

by e b u r u t . a . July 27, 2022

Pulling a Putin

Disappearing for an extended period of time.

Person 1: Where's Bob? I haven't seen or heard from him for a couple of weeks.
Person 2: Must be pulling a Putin.

by wangodango March 27, 2015

Putting English on the ball

When I went to San Francisco, I heard some guys were playing pool. They put backspin on the ball, and someone said 'Nice English'. I enquired, and found out that putting English on the ball means putting backspin on it.

"Sweet. You put so much English on that ball it went all the way back up your cue and in your mouth."

by Bonny lad November 17, 2004