prison pregnant

When someone goes boop-boop in your beep-beep

When Cameron got out of jail he was prison pregnant!

by Max Gripper September 7, 2017

prison reid

Prison Reid is spencer reid in season 12 of criminal minds he will make you forget about any other guy. He’s the love of my life.

Girl 1 : OMG I found this prison reid live wallpaper

Girl 2: Don’t be shy. Send it my way

by mrsspencerreid_1 July 23, 2020

Prison Missile

The act of putting a bar of soap in a condom to get i slinging force and launching it across the mess hall killing another inmate.

LilNuz yells - Get down he has a prison missile!

*LilSwag launches the Prison missile.*

*LilNuz - Struck in the head and dies. *

by Wutang Raised Me June 3, 2013

Prison Pringles

Slang used in jails/prisons to describe genital warts.

Prisoner: That last bitch I fucked gave me prison pringles.

by dumpstergod556 November 8, 2019

prison hot

There are two uses.

1. "prison" meant as a synonym for "extreme." origin: the graphic violence and man-on-man action in the HBO series "Oz," and any porno set in prison. Prison hot means extremely sexy, good, or appealing.

2. Sarcastic adjective used to describe something that some other pervert thinks is hot but is really disgusting, sick, or lame. (same origin)

1. ("extreme" use)
"That guy is prison hot!" or "That new 50 Cent cd is prison hot!"

2. (sarcastic use)
"I saw this great brazilian dog fuck video today, it was hot."
reply--"Yeah, that's prison hot."

by Lais May 16, 2006

prison brownie

A sexual act in which a group of men (usually prisoners) are showering and one man shits into another's mouth.

As a convicted child rapist, Roger was a primary target to receive a prison brownie.

by IGraduatedTheFourthGrade October 6, 2017

Prison Handshake

A common practice in prison to greet fresh meat with an unwanted and unnecessary hand job. Anal extrusions may also occur.

Paulie just got in the pen, time to give him the ole prison handshake, boys get the lube

Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake

They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!

by neoshinobi September 27, 2009