South China Morning Post

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.

South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up

by Jagohno October 21, 2020

play by post

A role playing game usually conducted over an internet forum.

Kevin is in a play by post for White-Wolf's Mage rpg with his friends.

by 403forbidden May 30, 2006

Post Cum Clarity

The state of mind that comes to a male instantly after orgasm and ejaculation from sex or masturbation. This can be at various levels from the male wanting to sleep or go check his email or watch TV. In the moments following cumming, a male starts to think about more important issues and priorities than getting laid (as having already accomplished getting sex and having orgasm).

That morning, as soon as he had cum, in a flash, he jumped to his feet showered and was dressed and zipped out the door - realizing he had more important things to do after getting the urge out of his system albeit for a short time.

But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.

by L Madsen February 12, 2006

POSOTUS

What you call when a person who bragged about sexual assault who loses the popular vote but still becomes president.

"I can't believe he said grab them by the pussy!"
"I know, he's the POSOTUS"

by Rumph8r January 22, 2017

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

Post hanging days

Post hanging days are from a binge of heavy drinking.

Leon is on a bad drunk again, so more post hanging days will come.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Nerd Poser

A person who tries to act like a nerd and refuses to accept the fact that he/she is not smart.

Eugene: It is just so annoyingly distressing that Jake displays this pretentious act to delude others to beleive he is what he is not--a classic, certified nerd.

Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.

Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)

by NerDorKlutzie January 13, 2010