Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

by Ballsakless February 12, 2023

Putting on for your city

Slanging dick otherwise known as having intercourse with a large amount of females and bring notoriety to the area from which one originates.

Putting on for your city

Ryan "Dude, I've had a different girl over every night this week!"
Jeff "Damn, bro is putting on for his city"

by LerroyJenkinss September 19, 2023

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014

man putting

Man putting. Is a creamy shit put in the bowl with whipped cream and Cherry

Oh man Garrett love eating man putting.

by CruSh Fluffy February 23, 2017

perfect pinting

When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy

My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in

by AK41 December 18, 2017

Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018

Wagwan pifting

A British saying meaning ‘Whats up hot stuff’ and is used by road men.

“Wagwan pifting you’re well peng.”

by Pdp. June 18, 2020