Triple Pen

A common shortened version of the sex act known as, "Triple Penetration". The Triple Pen is most accurately described as one women having sex with two penises in her vagina and one in her ass all at the same time. Although difficult the triple pen is possible.

That chick has so much experience with cock, I bet she could pull off the elusive Triple Pen!

by accessorytosex February 8, 2010

Epic pen

You just misspelled epi pen you moron.

ur mom: That epic pen literally felt like Jesus being injected into my leg!

you: Epic pen?

ur mom: oops sorry lol autocorrect **EPI PEN

you: wait, but, we're talking right now?

ur mom: *sweating*

by sluoush June 30, 2020

pulling an ass pen

1. To cease all contact with a very close friend with no explanation whatsoever.

2. To be an overall shitty friend.

"Yeah...Valerie keeps pulling an ass pen on me..."
"That really sucks man."

by a good better friend March 18, 2017

dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

state pen

n. The state penitentiary (the big house, the rock, the slammer, the cooler, etc.)

LaPrell got five-to-ten in the state pen for pullin' a nine on The Man.

by Carl Willis August 26, 2004

Silly Pen

A white scooter kid on crack-cocaine.

Person: Oh shit its a Silly Pen

by WyattINClass March 10, 2021

dip your pen in the company ink

I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.

He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.

by GlazeHer June 18, 2016