Pedro

A Pina Colada who will try to irritate you to death.

I hate Pedro

by Duda2802 February 25, 2019

Hacer un Pedro Sánchez

When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.

Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it

by Castellanien January 14, 2020

pedro

A mexican pedo that works at prezzos and can be often caught wanking a salt a pepper grinder or sticking a rolling pin up his arse

The boss of prezzos "Pedro you left your crap on the rolling pin again."

by totallygaymaddy June 16, 2019

Pedro

A guy the height of a gnome

Hey look he,s a Pedro

by Jaimito054 October 17, 2021

Pedro

Pedro is a word for your man's large hard ass cock.

Baby , how bout you give me some "Pedro " later on.

Or I love everything about him and his Pedro is a huge bonus!

by Big tits with a crown July 29, 2022

pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb

"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"

by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017

Pedro

Pedro is a latino guy that likes to upvote Pedro Urban definitions that say he must have a huge dick.

Pedro: "Pedro? Yeah I know him. He has a huge dick"
Marla: "How would you know?"
Pedro: "Believe me! All Pedros do. Unrelated question: do you happen to know my name?"

by boiledbarnacle May 19, 2023