My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.

My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.

by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022

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Hacer un Pedro Sánchez

When you say you will never do something, but you end up doing exactly that.

Carlos: "I will never buy the car that my wife wants. It is not a man's car."
Friend: we all know you are going to "hacer un Pedro Sánchez"and you will buy it

by Castellanien January 14, 2020

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pedro

A mexican pedo that works at prezzos and can be often caught wanking a salt a pepper grinder or sticking a rolling pin up his arse

The boss of prezzos "Pedro you left your crap on the rolling pin again."

by totallygaymaddy June 16, 2019

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Pedro Hoffmann

A chunky Mexican that is best friends with Stevan Hawking and Pablo Eskebar. Pedro Hoffmann goes on wild adventures in Jurrasic park and drug dealing runs with Stevan and Ben.

Did you see that Pedro Hoffmann was arrested the other day. Did you see how thicc Pedro hoffmann is looking today?

by Donaldhumpylumpymexican September 7, 2020

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