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ass-palm

To grip or squeeze the buttocks of a member of the opposite gender, (or the same gender if that's what frys your bacon) thus allowing the butt cheek to come to rest momentarily in the hand.

Duration and pressure of hand contact on the buttock generally denotes the amount of sexing desired by the palmer.
I was at a party and this blonde science girl was totally checking out my package, so when I walked over to refill my drink, I gave her an nice subtle ass-palm to let her know I was interested in sexing her up later on that evening.
by peafarter July 25, 2003
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itchy palm

When your palm itches it usually signifies that you will be receiving money in the near future.
Right=Cash
Left=Loss of Money

When your right palm itches, do not scratch your hand for the "luck" will go away. But if your left itches, then scratch away to ward off the loss.

It also means you'll get laid by the ugliest chick and regret it the next day
"Man I had an itchy palm and I found 20 bucks later that day!"

"Man I had an itchy palm last night"
by Fishbone42o October 4, 2008
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madam palm and her five sisters

the wife had gone out so i slipped my cock in to madam palm and her five sisters
by terry the wordsmith September 23, 2003
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face palm

When something idiotic or stupid is said. Can be called by the person who made the stupid remark or whoever heard it. To face palm you can either call out "face palm" or just do it but either way you must firmly smack your forehead with your palm.
1.) Ally: OMG! Where's my phone?! I can't find it!!

Lea: ...it's RIGHT in front of you..

Ally: Face palm..

2.) Beth: I made a 69! I passed the test!!

Anne: A 77 is passing. face palm.

Beth: .......UGH

3.) Jane: That boy has great hair!

Jordan: That's a girl.

Jane: *face palm*
by Sparkles the Unicorn December 14, 2011
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Kentucky Palm Pilot

The act of writing down information on your hand / wrist to remember at a later time.
Bill forgot his girlfriends birthday so he looked on his Kentucky Palm Pilot.
by Benboweasel January 9, 2007
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west palm beach

A city people think is safe because they see City Place on TV and then they actually take a trip there and make a wrong turn ... and they end up dead because they end up in ghetto land.
Yeah, they went to West Palm Beach and we never saw them again...
by Willyf October 28, 2006
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Slippery Palm Tree

1) a hand job using lubricant

2) an alcoholic drink filled with blood and semen
1) Man, I hear Mikayla gives a mean slippery palm tree

2) That slippery palm tree I got at the bar last night had me so messed up, I didn't know who I was till about 2 o'clock this afternoon
by flappinganus69 June 2, 2013
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