dutch oven 

The act of throwing out a vicious, obnoxious fart in bed and then holding the head of a loved one underneath the sheets, either until they pass out or better still vomit.

I knew that I had left a skiddie in my pants as I curved out a stinkfart. I then asked my wife to check under the covers to see whether there was a spider. She was immediately overcome by the repugnant gas that was down there and try as she might, she couldn't fight as my hands held her head in place. When she came up eventually, she remarked that she felt nauseous and that I had indeed shit my pants in the process. Nice!

dutch oven by Heinkel Winkle July 30, 2004

Brick Oven 

When you are banging a loose girl, spread her vagina open and fart inside it. Quickly put your penis back in her vagina and have sex with your own fart.

Man, Jenny was over last night, she was sooo lose. I just HAD to give her a Brick Oven! She Loved It!

Brick Oven by synthmasterj January 12, 2008

Dutch Oven 

Covering a person with a blanket, and then farting under the blanket, making sure the fart remains trapped in the blanket bio-sphere. The desired effect is that your dutch oven occupant will have no choice but to inhale the noxious fumes.

Scotty was being such a douche, Nick and I had little recourse but to give him a dutch oven.

Dutch Oven by Murph13 November 30, 2007

Dutch Oven 

While in bed and under the covers with your significant other (or anyone else for that matter i guess...) let out a fart from deep within your colon. Next, rap the poor girl/guy up so they can't escape, forcing them to huff your ass gas. The more they struggle the better, as they will end up taking deeper breaths.

Techniques of the Dutch Oven may vary depending on the region your from.

The "Nightmare Surprise", indigiounous to the Helsinky tribesmen, is performed while their wives were sound asleep. This invokes the sublimal belief that they are being barraged with mustard gas in their dreams.

The "Bolivian Bat-Mitzmah" is one which you have your friend sneak into the room to fasten the covers, then you and countless numbers of your buddies bestow your "gifts" under the covers, officially marking her transition into grown womanhood...

Dutch Oven by Yacht-Master November 1, 2006

dutch oven pro 

when you shit in a trash bag and stick your head in the trash bag and take a deep breath.

"last night i was at this chicks house and in walked into the bathroom and she was dutch oven pro'ing herself!"

dutch oven pro by WAZZAM March 22, 2010

dutch oven cookie

farting in ones hand (containing the expelled gas in a hollow fist) and giving your partner or mate a taste by the contents by running your "cookie" over their nose/face...

hey honey.. have u ever had a dutch oven cookie
No.
smell this...

dutch oven cookie by Bling-dog March 19, 2011

Rusty Oven 

When a man puts his testicles in an elderly womans vagina

Boy #1 "Dude did you hear that Robert's Dad gave a girl a Rusty Oven?" Boy #2 "Awww eww dude that's sick, we should tell everyone at school!"

Rusty Oven by Baby Meflem Master March 9, 2011