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Open the Seven Seals

Open the Seven Seals (verb) Referencing the Christian Bible-The book of Revelations, where each seal is opened, and the world is wrought asunder by plague, pain and destruction.

The act of bringing down Armageddon upon another person, for something they did or said, which is as close to a wholesale Biblical Smiting as a human could get.
John knew that my Jane was my girlfriend. He tried to hook up with her last night. She came home and told me, so I got dressed and went to his house and I had to "Open the Seven Seals" on his ass.

Man, I saw the boss Open the Seven Seals on George yesterday. He never saw it coming."

Did he get fired?

He got fired, lost his pension, and was arrested. Then his wife left him for his boss.

Damn.

Open Taco 

when a women is not wearing underwear, open taco = female as free balling = male
I was taking her pants off at the party last and she was going open taco!
Open Taco by DaBigEZ75335 March 15, 2011

Open Fridge 

An Open Fridge Policy is where all the contents of your fridge are open to anyone to consume without seeking permission from the owner of the goods. Particularly applies to alcoholic drinks.
Hey mate, can I have a beer? Of course, you don't need to ask, it's an Open Fridge Policy at this house!
Open Fridge by oicunt June 1, 2015

Open hole sandwich 

A vagina that naturally stays open.
When her pants were off the wind would whistle through her open hole sandwich.

When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.

Open up the kimono 

to expose the inner workings of a process or financial books. Typically used in the Tech industry.
we are meeting with the Venture Capital partners tomorrow, it's time to open up the kimono.

open oozers 

ANY festation of oozing sores or sore on your body. ANYWHERE!
While Mandy was clinking a cheers with the local crackhead, she told him not to clink the top of his glass to hers to avoid his open oozers to spread to her glass and then to her lips.
open oozers by Charmagne March 3, 2007