Repeat Offender

Someone whos phone costantly sends duplicate messages all the time.

Man!I just got another f%^#in duplicate msg from catherine,what a douschebag of a repeat offender,fix that shit!

by En1gma69 November 7, 2009

offension

The noun form of being offended. When someone is offended by something you can describe their "Offension"

"WHAT YOU'RE SO MEAN"
"wow did you notice that crazy level of offension"

T"You're just like Geoff"
N"Ouch, No I'm not"
G"Wow I'm offended by you're offension"

by G-Shawty October 3, 2007

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

The biggest and most cancerous game in the counter-strike series to date! You'll find just about every emotion in this ball of absolute and utter autism called csgo for short. Whether you find yourself fending off wallers or aimbotters you are guaranteed to blow a head gasket. Maybe fancy yourself some casual? There you can find an assortment of terrible players who you couldn't possibly think would actually be having fun considering they are so bad at the game but alas before you press that mic key you are drowned out by the thousands of 6-12 year olds with aspergers spamming the mic with "dank memes" got a sick inventory? Well you must be Global right? HahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHDJFJICIGKFNFKTIGOGLFMFK........where did I go wrong?

Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO

by Mmmmcereal June 3, 2016

offended

a page an ed cool people go to

cool guy 1:blah blah
cool guy 2:blah offended lah

by coolbros1 September 16, 2014

Offensive Board

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.

Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.

by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010

offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011

Offence-Tantrum

The act of claiming to be offended by an event that did not attack, belittle or demean any group or person. Taking the misguided idea that no one should say anything that might offend another, in an over -the-top nonsensical way.

"Merry Christmas!"
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."

by Ryan+Eric October 18, 2015