offamatically

When an object turns off automatically e.g. when you set your TV to go off to help you fall asleep

Antonym: Onamatically

I really wish my TV would just turn offamatically so I don't have to get off my lazy ass or find the GD remote!

by HPom September 3, 2016

offensive line coach

Typically fat fuck coaches who fail to attract a wife so they take it out on the o-line

My offensive line coach sure is a fat fuck

by Spidalicka August 14, 2017

offendee

Someone who can't hear or read shit without being offended.

I just told a black guy joke and this offendee was triggered.

by Nierutam August 31, 2017

Offensive recovery biscuit

A really offensive, old, white EMT that makes fun of all the people in the ambulance after they have gotten hurt

That damn offensive recovery biscuit.

by Bob_sahorsefety January 26, 2018

offensive driving

To drive in a manner to keep the pace on roads that are heavily congested to the point of advancing through quickly as possible but not to the extent of it being aggressive driving.

NYC requires some offensive driving if you want to ever get to your destinations!

by Tmaas June 6, 2018

offendaphobia

The irrational fear of offending people.

Person 1: Is a pre op trans sexual the same as a man in drag?
Person 2: I find that rather offensive.
Person 1 : I think you have offendaphobia.

by Chris RedCCaptaineSaertEpistem March 9, 2018

offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.

Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.

by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018