Greasy Nonce Nugget

A phrase used in calling a BIG FAT CUNT WHO IS A DIRTY PAEDOPHILE!!!!

YOU BIG FAT "GREASY NONCE NUGGET", DEAD NAN NO MOM GAY DAY YOUR SISTER GOT DOWN SYNDROME SO BAD SHE GOT UP, LEFT AND RIGHT SYNDROME TOO YOU FUCKING COCK GOBBLING DOPPELGANGER!!!

by Flabbagooder January 12, 2015

cunt nonce face

A term used to define a silly ginger twat.

Andy Begg is a cunt nonce face

by Simmy Javile April 06, 2018

Zombie Nonce Fc

Zombie Nonce Fc Refers to the Scottish football club Rangers Fc which was established in 2012

Did you hear about how Zombie Nonce Fc Let their club die BRAINZZZZZZ

by William Hubbard May 15, 2021

Big Fucking Strokey Nonce

An insult created by Steven Dawson. A middle aged balding man who created vines. It is used to describe a pretty thick person. Commonly used in the North East of England

"I accidentally texted my ex nudes."
"You big fucking Strokey nonce"

by bigfuckingstrokeynonce April 07, 2017

Bald nonce with 5 kids

Name of a mf called lee who wont stop having children to 5000 different women.
Proper nonce deserves to be locked up
#SilenceBaldMen

Seen that bald nonce with 5 kids?

Should be locked up for having less than 5 strands of hair on that shiny head

by CremeEggBasher3000 May 07, 2021

big strokey fucking nonce

leighton....just.leighton

AHHHHHHHHH LEIGHTON big strokey fucking nonce IS A GET AWAY FROM ME

by LIAM DOESNOTLIKEMELODY June 25, 2019

Softcore noncing

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.

Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing

by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023