A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.
"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"
"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."
"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."
"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"
"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."
"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."
"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"
by The Smifter March 25, 2012
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