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bru ness

used for a sad way of saying bru but dragging it as a exaggerating form of bru
bru ness why cant you get me a sandwich ??
by kblaze07 December 13, 2024
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dirty ness

A obsecusavely wide pig plays with her sons Johnson during the night causing the step father to open his dick hole and put controller grease as a funnel way for the 2 toorak avenue baxter
by The Philophil Sempai December 16, 2024
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Ness Main

A chaotic smash bros. player who often plays as Ness (a cool psychic kid)
Sometimes disliked by the competitive side of the smash community, but over-all pretty fun once you get to know 'em ^^
Non-competitive player: woah, you're a Ness Main?
Ness Main: yep
Non-competitive player: neat!

Competitive player: sybau💔💔🥀
by Rowan_XD June 13, 2025
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Ness

HOLY CRPA IS THAT NESS UNDRETALE
by SpiritMage June 20, 2025
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Mathematical Do-ness

Forcing or motivating yourself to DO-ing some math to beat your daily laziness, especially if you are glued or addicted to your cell phone or digital device for an unhealthy number of hours every day.
Some mathematical do-ness activities that could help white-collar workers break away from their sedentary lifestyle are:

Walk exactly 6789 steps.

Create an origami geometric shape out of the newspaper.

Learn to do calculus—differentiate and integrate—with a soroban (Japanese abacus).

Count the number of ballpoint pens in your house.
by Numerati July 29, 2025
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Chio-ness

Chio-ness.

Root word: Hokkien. Chinese Dialect characters for spicy pretty lady. Chio-Bu. Bu is lady. Chio is rude description of pretty with tinge of spiciness. Attracts the opposite gender known as Chee Hong Kia. Kia is kid. Chee Hong means lustful, both the open and secret types are implied.

Definition. Perceived level of prettiness and spiciness combined. Not simple beauty alone.
Along a dodgy dark alley among cheap hotels, a man said to his gang of boys, "The chio-ness of girls are not defined by nationality. You prefer Koreans, I prefer Vietnamese. Chio-ness is subjective."
by Huemen November 6, 2025
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Loch Ness Pervert

A high profile pervert that intermittently surfaces and causes a great stir socially or politically, but then disappears just as quickly only to resurface again weeks to months later and continue the cycle.
Everyone in Congress and on the news is discussing whether all the files of the Loch Ness Pervert will surface and be released again to see which political elites were associated with him.
by Lost in SHitlerland November 17, 2025
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