Nart

to fart so hard it rattles your nuts, and or your scrotum touches your anus and when you flatulate it vibrates violently against the scrotum.

Calvin Rafferty narted so loudly it could be heard throughout the South Shore

by goobercat50000 August 6, 2014

nartimsayin

Abbreviated, usually due to the speakers accent, of "Do you know what I am saying?", as a statement to end a conversation, rather than start one. A rhetorical question. Used as a statement of agreement.

Used almost identically to nartimean and similarly to yougetme.

1) "I hate that girl, man..."

2) "Yeh, innit, she some sket..."

1) "NARTIMSAYIN???"

by Keenooooo May 30, 2006

Nearly Dead

Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.

Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.

Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.

Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.

by Mussman February 8, 2010

Neard

A gross gathering of hair under or on a boys face he claims to be a beard.

Did you see JP’s Neard, it looks like he’s gathered ball sack hair from his dad and glued it under his chin

by Dickye Downs January 9, 2019

bum nart

1. being a meat head 2. being difficult

Robin was being a bm nart when she wouldn't go to a hockey game.

by braedyn! February 9, 2004

Near death hottie

A woman or man who is very attractive or "hot" and has had a near death expierence.

That near death hottie over there is banging.

by near death hottie October 31, 2010

Near-Relationship Experience

A romance that comes very close to becoming a committed relationship, but then ends for any number of reasons.

Oh, we had a near-relationship experience last summer and he's still all weird about it.

by Mandizi May 25, 2010