NASCAR

NASCAR, or National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is a "sport" where a bunch of hicks drive around in circles for hours on end. About 95% of NASCAR's audience are rednecks.

Hey der' berdy. You wanna watch some NASCAR and drink some beer?

by NotWhispy September 9, 2021

Nascarded

To become retarded from watching too much NASCAR and developing an obsession

Billy Bob became Nascarded. He literally watched so much NASCAR that he thought driving on the Highway was an actual race and the cops were other racers. He’s now in prison for being a Nascard

by WorseThanHitler October 9, 2021

Nasciconas

Guy who has no beard and no troti-troti. He will be an awfull business-man, because he'll spend two to five years in jail in consequence of adquiring an illegal paypal account from a, until today unknown, stranger.
His partner will succed with the help of Gaspiço.
He likes to smoke iqos and allways tries to join any talk, even tho he doesn't understand a single idea.
Plays ping-pong very badlly, but his friends let him win some games in order to improve his ego.
Allways stays by the door of any club and say to all the troti-troti that they have ''face of lack of friends'' in a desperate but romantic way.

Hey girl(says Nasciconas)... you seem like u have a ''face of lack of friends''!! Wanna go get a water?...No?... OK bye troti-troti...

by Rapsag November 22, 2021

Nascha

The best girl. She is smart, kind, has a good heart and a wonderful person overall. She is a good friend lover and family member to her loved ones. She is faithful and loyal and devoted to God. However sweet Nascha doesn't take any mess. Ask any of her ex lovers, they all miss her and rue the day she left them. She has the certain special quality that other girls lack and all wish they could have. If you find a rare beauty like Nascha, never let her go!

Nascha is a beautiful girl.

by CaramelSundae555 November 23, 2021

NASCAR Soda

Cheap beer commonly consumed in large quantities at NASCAR events.

Beer used in drinking games; beer pong, rage cage, etc...

"Wow, this tastes like shit, must be that NASCAR Soda."

by Ceramic_Spent February 4, 2022

NASCAR

NASCAR is the greatest sport where talented drivers drive around ovals and road courses

Did you see the NASCAR race?

by bubba fan 23 February 10, 2022

Nascire

Nascire is this very sexy, sweet guy who will always make ur day shine bright. He is always going to be there no matter the cost and strives to make you smile.

Nascire is so sexy! Nascire is so sweet.

by CammieChan~ March 27, 2022