Liam

an interesting metal head that tends to get stalked by spiders for a living. an absolute tall lad that is usually over 7 feet tall and absorbs people

has been alive for 3.4 billion years and there is only 1 of this species because he does not tend to produce babies

holy shit its a Liam.... so rare

by Mail (liam backwards) October 8, 2019

Liam

He likes to pee on people

Liam pissed on sam

by Si papi Chris July 11, 2020

Liam

*ahem* simp.

liam is a simp.

by rory owo September 11, 2020

Liam

Someone with a very small penis. So small in fact, that it can only be seen through a magnifying glass.

Liam is sad.

by Sexintheshed September 24, 2020

Liam

A "liam" is a big ole jerk that likes other men and really likes segy bills!

Wow you're such a liam right now

by Segybillsinmymouth February 15, 2020

Liam

Liam is a cheater and will break your heart. He cares about no one but himself. Don’t trust him

girl 1: omg it’s Liam 😳
girl 2: don’t trust him he’s a cheater.

by unknownhoe11 March 31, 2020

Liam

noun, a boy who wasn't beaten enough as a kid and probably should have been aborted.

I drank gas and smoked yard clippings when I was Pregnant and I had a Liam.

by I steal hubcaps June 28, 2011