The Mysteries Of KT

Guy #1: Holy shit dude look it's The Mysteries Of KT!
Guy #2: Run bro he's gonna stretch your butthole out
by Shamarucs Cousins April 02, 2022
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Mafia Mystery Community

"'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
by troutorama April 29, 2021
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Tapioca Mystery

Your face is plunged in Tapioca pudding, and you receive vaginal sex
Me and daughter Shelby had a lot of fun going on a tapioca mystery
by McthicclesZachy January 11, 2019
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mystery booger

A booger that immediately vanishes upon blowing it out.

It is usually found by someone else hours later, stuck to some conspicuous place on your body.
"Hey, Jim! You've got a big snot on your shirt!"
"Damn that mystery booger!"
by Tater Bater May 08, 2020
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Mystery Logger

A person who sinks a monster deuce in a communal toilet, but doesn't flush it or use toilet paper, leaving the Loch Ness Log for others to see.
by travisbickle86 July 08, 2019
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Mystery machine

The van that has a nice man who looks like Santa clause offering you candy
Santa: hey, look it’s the mystery machine, do you want to see Scooby-Doo
by Norville Rogers April 23, 2020
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mystery makeout

when the male ejaculates semen into a drink mixer. then the female squirts cum into the same drink mixer. then use the drink mixer and mix the females cum and the males cum together. when the substance is properly mixed, both the male and the female take drink as much as they can. when they do that then they makeout with the substance in their mouths.
hey, ally wanna have a mystery makeout tonight?
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