Muscle Car

Badass class of cars created almost exclusively by americans. The prime of the muscle car was during the 60s-70s where cars were often equiped with the biggest engines possible. The 80s saw a slow of muscle cars due to fuel prices, and the ford mustang even lowered it's standards to allow a 4 cylinder engine, defyng the "theres no replacement for displacement". This was corrected in the 90s there was a decent revival of the old legends, mainly the camaro, firebird, and mustang holding the banner for affordable, badass, and extreme speed for money. Although most muscle cars died by the late 90s, they are being revived currently and address the old issue of "american cars can't handle" to make them the ultimate in affordable sprts cars,;unless the communist president and current lord of the U.S. manages to stop their produciton and implement hybrid cars. The main competitor for the muscle cars is the imported "eco/sports" car, aka ricers, who reckon a couple stickers makes up for the torque lost by their pure horsepower engines.
Muscle car legends include: Corvette, Camaro, Firebird, Charger, Challenger, Mustang, Baracuda, Monte Carlo, Nova, Cougar, and many more American made rear wheel drive 300+ cube v8s built for pure horsepower.. Some english cars approach the muscle car ideology and may also be considered muscle cars in certain company.

Typical person 1: American muscle cars are redneck rods that only go fast in a straight line and are inferior to european and asian tecnolodgy

Informed person 1: Yeah... Ok.. Please look up Nurburgring (one of the trickiest turning courses in the world) lap times.. Oh wait.. the fastest production car lap time is a corvette? And your 250,000+ car placed where? yeah that sucks for you.

by Bill Y September 15, 2009

off the muscle

Being straight up

But, off the muscle, you need to get your life together and leave the streets alone bruh

by black excellence June 30, 2016

jerk-off muscle

a muscle built and strengthened by everyday masturbation, a.k.a brachioradialis

Dorothy: Whoa, look at your arm muscle! You've been working out, huh?

Bob: ummm... it's my jerk-off muscle...

by Joedaman March 19, 2010

O Muscle

The muscle in a woman's tummy that contracts during an O.

Mr. Smith: You have a six pack.
Miss Smith: No, it's just a highly toned O Muscle.

by B.B. Smith January 20, 2009

muscle car

A car worthy of being called and not just a little piece of shit that was wound up at the fact 7-8 million times before being released into the American Market.

Muscle Car: 5.7L --- Sounds nice, is nice, is fast, bye bye rice.

Riceburner: 1.6L --- sounds like shit, is shit, is slow, shit i lost.

by Wes August 5, 2003

Muscle Shoals, AL

Population of about 14,000. Once a popular location for musicians and recording artist, and was even referenced in Lynard Skynard's "Sweet Home Alabama". However the town is now lamer than lame and the coolest of the cool kids are forced to hang out in Wal-Mart parking lot while everyone else talks about the lameness of the town on facebook.

Jo: "So, what do you wanna do tonight?"
Beth: "Are you kidding me? We are in Muscle Shoals, AL, there is nothing to do."

by CMB00 January 11, 2011

Puerto Rican Muscle

Fat.

Something that obese Puerto Rican men have; they nonetheless appear attractive to hot Puerto Rican women.

Clyde: "Yo man, how is that fat-ass with HER? She's smokin' hot..."
Bernard: "Aw, he just got shaped up, plus he's got tons of Puerto Rican Muscle."

by barfstormman December 23, 2010