muscle

a tissue that is specialized to undergo repeated contraction and relaxation, thereby producing movement of body parts, maintaining tension, or pumping fluids within the body.

I be bangin' dat ho so long, her taint broke now I be slippin' in da wet paper bag muscle

by Flamin' Raymond Green August 11, 2008

muscle cars

A car that should be respected by all americans even if they drive ricers.

A car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds but will guzzle gas 20x faster than a honda

Hey man did you see that muscle car beat that civic? Ya man but look he's at the gas staition again.

by n wangster d October 9, 2003

muscle marys

Gay men, usually tanned, big (disco tits), stork legs who frequent discos and especially circuit parties without shirts, dazed on various drugs. Sort of what happens to a (twink) when they are no longer malnourished, are older than 23 and no-longer working in retail.

Everyone knows Kip and Blair as a fierce duo of muscle marys because of their flawless tans, huge pectorals, scrawny bird legs and asses that look like sad, sagging and tattered venetian blinds after a hurricane.

by rich1 May 22, 2006

carpet muncher

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.

I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

by David October 27, 2003

muschi

German for vagina, stupid pet's name, too.

Her muschi was straight shaved so I sliped my tubestick right into it

by Btrain February 23, 2004

crotch muncher

N: referring to the family dog, who steals your sister dirty underwear out of the hamper, then eats the crotch out of her soiled panties. Most crotch muncher’s prefer, period panties, or ones with lots of goo in them.

Addy steals Danielle’s panties and eats the crotch out of them.
Hillary's panties are a Crotch muncher's gourmet snack.

by chris50m April 11, 2006

cum muncher

Someone that enjoys a daily glass of spunk

Sarah is a Cum Muncher

by mark27 September 6, 2008