mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth

"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"

by yWaffle January 26, 2025

Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.

"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"

by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025

Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.

Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!

by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025

Magnus Manning

Somebody who is desperate and a good little girl
Also someone who notices the little things in life yet is extremely un aware of social cues

Omg your so "Magnus"
Magnus manning be like

by Josh Osborne November 2, 2025

Arch manning standing on business against Sam Houston

When you celebrate something really small and minimal. Form of sarcasm.

Nora made a C on her essay!!! Yesss it’s like Arch Manning Standing on Business Against Sam Houston!!

by Labubu67mafi November 28, 2025

Jude Meade Manning Flynn

Jude Meade Manning Flynn is a GOD at Halo

Is that master chief, No! It's Jude Meade Manning Flynn

by Helloitsme) July 7, 2022

Yo-Yo Manning

When, during an argument or conversation, you manage to smoothly loop back around to repeat a certain phrase several times.

"i swear I didn't eat your sandwich!"

"thats what they all say"

"we have checked the footage, it was Jim, not me!"

"thats what they all say"

"STOP YO-YO MANNING"

by Velvet Pimpson March 17, 2024