A model who, contrary to popular belief, is hideous. Her eyes span to about each separate temple, and she makes them worse by caking tons of eye makeup on to EMPHASISE the grotesque things. People around the world find her fabulous, but they're obviously blind.
Idiot: Dude, Kate Moss is sooo hot!
Intelectual: Are you KIDDING ME?! I wouldn't fuck her if you PAYED ME.
Intelectual: Are you KIDDING ME?! I wouldn't fuck her if you PAYED ME.
by SMSmartMark July 22, 2007
Get the Kate Moss mug.is a awesome cool kid that runs stuff (kinda like a boss) and likes to do all sports and is hung unusually well and is a little bit racist
by just another damn person December 8, 2011
Get the cody moss mug.A stupid Ass town in the middle of washington. no one likes it, but for some reason wen you leaave you wanna come back. its like a black hole. it just forces you back into it somehow with its magical powers. litteraly the only thing fun there is walmart. its where everyone hangs out. its in the middle of no where. and none of the red necks can hear your blood curdling screams of boredom. ENJOY (:
Red Neck1: hey im farming some new corn wanna see cuz thats the only fun thing to do here in moses lake is watch corn grow.
Red Neck2: Nah me and some hillbilly friends of mine are heading to walmart, and hope we dont get jumped wen we ride our tractor through this moses shit hole
Red Neck2: Nah me and some hillbilly friends of mine are heading to walmart, and hope we dont get jumped wen we ride our tractor through this moses shit hole
by Taylorterror August 14, 2009
Get the Moses Lake mug.1, An old drunk that shits their pants and sends money to women
2, A loser thats never achieved a thing in their life
3, Someone with bad breath, no teeth and a drinking problem
4, found past out drunk on a mens room floor with pubes stuck to his face and a condom hanging from his ass
2, A loser thats never achieved a thing in their life
3, Someone with bad breath, no teeth and a drinking problem
4, found past out drunk on a mens room floor with pubes stuck to his face and a condom hanging from his ass
1, i took a wikked moss,, my god it was horrible,, and now i'm broke and my ass hurts
2, i'm just being a moss all my life
3, if i had any clean breath or teeth i wouldnt be such a moss
4, i have got to learn not to drink till a blackout, it's so moss of me to wake up with pubes on my face and condoms hanging from my ass
2, i'm just being a moss all my life
3, if i had any clean breath or teeth i wouldnt be such a moss
4, i have got to learn not to drink till a blackout, it's so moss of me to wake up with pubes on my face and condoms hanging from my ass
by Dpcx MrPerfect October 17, 2012
Get the Moss mug.by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005
Get the peep the moss mug.When a man and a woman have sex whilst the woman is on her period and the menstruation is split into two streams over the mans penis, like moses with the red sea.
"Man, i slept with shelly last night, cept she was on and i totally did a moses over my dick"
"I just split Jenny's red sea with my little moses"
"I just split Jenny's red sea with my little moses"
by teeebs September 15, 2009
Get the Moses mug.A semi-feminin guys who loves to have a great time loves to twerk, and dance he’s extremely fit with a amazing six pack he can also be the life of the party he’s also amazing in bed so if you get him in bed just know he’ll have you screaming he’ll part that ass like he parted the red sea in the bible
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