Martin Monk

A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY

"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"

by Smichael June 2, 2013

Hayden monk

A way of describing a person with neckne

(Neck acne)

Did you see that guys neckne

My golly that is Hayden monk

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"

What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Hayden monk

A guy who goes to top shop to stalk his best friends sister

"Guys let's go to top shop" said hayden monk for the 1000th time

by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018

Chicken Monk

A chicken monk is a moose like creature that does not wear pants otherwise known as a pantless chicken monk.

“you pantless chicken monk”
“my sister is a chicken monk” “ugh stop being a chicken monk”

by heyimachickenmonk July 3, 2018

chicken monk

a group of 3 beautiful girls that are hilarious and can make peoples day. they have many inside jokes and lots of trips to the store. they are besties

“damn they look like they are having fun, they must be chicken monks”

by chicken monk May 19, 2019

Smack monk

When you beat ya dick

Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!

by Elijah (thatboul.e) November 30, 2019