manitard

the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.

This person passing me is such a manitard, you can't even see the road.

by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011

Manitoba Tuck

When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.

It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.

The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.

by gee_ March 7, 2018

Northern Mojito

A tasty adult beverage consisting of rye and ginger ale.

A true Northern Mojito will be made with a Canadian staple rye such as Canadian Club or Crown Royal.

Rye and Ginger Ale. If ordering at a bar, or club, you may order a Northern Mojito by asking for a rye and ginger, Canadian Club and Ginger, or Crown and ginger.

by Beef Dip August 21, 2012

mojita

(n). 1.your hunny/ nickname for your girl.
a chick that won't leave u..cuz you got her sooooo wet its unbelievable

2. nickname for ur wifey, so no one notices u talkin about her
2. FRIENDS FOR THE BENEFITS ..(sexual healing)

1. mojita got soo wet for me tonite...she passed out.
2. Mojita will never leave mojo because, he done did some things to mesmerozie her
2. Whenevr Mojita sees mojo, she drops and gets wet on the spot

by F1F1 September 16, 2008

Manitoban Thrust

Pressing your ass against someones face and shitting into their nose

"Yesterday Tess wouldn't shut up so i gave her a Manitoban Thrust."
"Good job man!!!!!"

by Brett Doerksen October 19, 2006

Mohit Kumar

An actor who makes pouts while crying
Blocking his own fans is his favourite timepass
He is always scared of his girlfriend
His favourite one-liner is "Mind your own business"

Mohit Kumar is a self obsessed insan

by Mohlover January 26, 2021

Mohit

Captain of the badminton team and a creature who hails from the depths of Madras.
Can also be pronounced as Slohit or M. Tit

Hello Mohit whats on the agenda for today?
Nothing Joe, just gonna hit the badminton courts

by OmarSna September 2, 2008