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moderator balls

The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.
Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.

Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.
by johnnyoreally August 25, 2011
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kitty mode

When cats randomly go back to their kitty instincts. Often when you pet them and they are being adorable, then BAM! it grabs, kicks with their back feet and bites your hand! All when you thought kitty was being nice to you!

It may also happen randomly during the day or at night when they take off running for no reason or attack your shoelaces or (insert random object here) so fiercely you dare not move or you will be ripped to shreds.
Person A: "Wow! I thought I was finally warming up to your cat Angel, rubbing her tummy when she just randomly bit me!"

Person B: "Yeah, you gotta watch out for her. She can get into kitty mode pretty quick."
by aurorarb September 2, 2009
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Railway Modeller

1) A person who likes to recreate real or fictitious parts of the railway thus creating their own little land to hide in.

2) A monthly magazine for a vast cultural group ranging from trainspotters to electronics enthusiasts
He's a sworn Railway Modeller Railway Modeller
by chavtastic999 September 4, 2009
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Artest Mode

Being in a state where everything is unexpectedly and unreasonably difficult. Originally coined upon the observation that Ron Artest unexpectedly dominates everyone in NBA Jam.
Mike has three projects, two papers, two presentations, and five exams before next Tuesday. Looks like he's playing life on Artest Mode this week.
by Faeomm December 8, 2010
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Ford Models

One of the greatest modeling agencies in the world. Not to be confused with the automobiles. If you ever meet a Ford model and ask him/her about cars, he/she may slap you.

Ford Models are among the most diverse, beautiful, and talented in the business.
Guy 1: Dayum, who's the super hot tall chick?
Guy 2: She's one of those Ford Models.

Guy 1: Shit, outta my league.
by Keepingmum November 28, 2011
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Kaufman Mode

(noun) The state of mind when nothing productive can be accomplished due to an extreme lack of motivation and/or frustration with the power system.
There's no way I'm getting my homework done tonight. I'm in Kaufman Mode.
by revengeoftheging April 7, 2013
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Bad Moderator

A bad moderator is a moderator who spend his time abusing his powers instead of doing any good.

Saying stuff like he's above the rules and complaining when people leave after he goes against them.
Have you heard of Ascensiam? He's a really bad moderator.
by MajesticPig May 25, 2014
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