Mashed Potatoes

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.

It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.

by Scrotum Sorcerer July 12, 2018

Mashed potato

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.

Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!

by itsmine August 31, 2011

Mashehu ben zona

An expression comes from Hebrew
means "somthing very very very good"
refering to object with high value or discribe somthing very best

She: "how was your Falafel? "

He: " wow... pshshshsh.. Mashehu Ben Zona ! "

by P The Ring August 24, 2005

Down to Mash(DTM)

When a girl is DTF(down to fuck) but will go farther and is kind of a freak so you say she is down to mash. mash being something crazy freaky. the mash is when a girl is down to let you make mash potato's inside of her then pour it out or eat it out of her directly and eat it. bacon bits and chives are optional

Will P: Dude, I think im gonna date Maria. Its awesome shes DTF.

Will N: Yeah well Sophia is Down to Mash(DTM) so i think i got you beat

by jammin in my pajamas23 July 20, 2010

mash

a telivision show which ran from 1972-1983 about Surgeons at a korean war saving Casualties and there Adventures

Mash is the best show on T.V.

by Admir DeMondo December 23, 2003

Mash Tips

The act of gently (or in some cases forcefully) touching the head of your penis with another's.

Andrew: Hey Mike, you wanna mash tips?

Mike: Hell yea!

by MM11 March 29, 2010

The Mashed Potato

A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.

Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True

by Stu Pendos January 10, 2012