Mountain Dew

Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.

Brittany wouldn't shut up about how her boyfriend was using Mountain Dew as a form of birth control. Now she's a 14-year-old mother.

by Morbidia July 19, 2008

Mountain Dew

Most popular soda from PepsiCo (excluding pepsi)
Has the most caffeine allowed in a soda.
Has 5 different flavors. Mt. Dew livewire, Mt. Dew Code red, Mt. Dew Baja blast (sold only at Taco Bell), Mt Dew Pitch Black and Original Mt. Dew. and is now sold in 14 oz cans in a 15 pack, which i think all mt dew lovers are screaming for joy about, to bad its limited edition.
Great for staying up all night at parties, doing homework etc.

Me:I love these new 14 oz cans of mt dew. To bad its a limited edition.

Friend: Ha! I think they will take it back like they say but then all soda will be 14 oz cans.

so the question is will it be limited edition?

by TheKez July 15, 2008

mountain dude

What you become when you drink Mountain Dew..

I was really tired, so I went to the vending machine to become a mountain dude.

by Jduke February 28, 2008

Mountain Frost

Mountain Frost is a sad replacement to Mountain Dew. Mountain Frost is the same thing but with less taste, I wouldn't recommend it.

Person 1: Hey want a Mountain Frost?
Person 2: What the fucks Mountain Frost?
Person 1: It's Mountain Dew, just cheaper.
Person 2: Sure I love Mountain Dew!
*Person 2 sips Mountain Frost*
Person 2: THIS TASTE LIKE SHIT!
Person 1: yeah but its $3 cheaper.
Person 2: I'M A CHARGING MY LAZERS!!!!
*PERSON 2 SHOOTS LAZERS!!!!*
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by bestdefevertimesten November 25, 2009

Mountain Brook

Mountain Brook is an extremley wealthy town in Alabama. It is FULL of money. Drug use is reasonably common only because no one knows what else to do with all of daddy's money. When we turn 16 our dad will by us a beamer or a h2 or something no less than 40,000$. We are ALWAYS called "Brookies" by all the other surrounding schools. The only place our moms will lets us shop is at Saks. About a year ago a person living in homewood(a nearby town) wrote a book called "The Tiny Kingdom". It is about Mountain Brook and the little things that we do that seem to be so funny to other people. The thing is every word of that book is true. Clothing is pretty much the same year round, For guys its kahki's and a raplh lauren or lacoste, and for girls its pretty much the same thing except they wear seven jeans. If you are a girl at Mountain Brook High School and you do not own a pair of seven jeans, then you are looked down upon. Also if you are not a member of atleast one of the two country clubs here in mountain brook, you will be looked down upon. The only sports mentioned here are golf and tennis, except for football, we live in the south football is huge! So basicly if your daddy loves you, then so will everyone else!

IF YOU ARENT RICH...YOU WONT SURVIVE!!!!

sara-Mom can i go to the mall today?
mom-which one?
sara- brookwood village
mom- NOO, you can only go to the summit, thats where saks is sweetie!

by $daddy'sgirl$ May 9, 2005

mountain dew

The greatest liquid on this planet and Mars! Especially popular in the south. The flavor is unknown and the first sip is painful and it is pee colored.....It is God's piss1

All hail the Mountain Dew.

by pousson December 6, 2007

mountain queer

Person originating or living in Berlin, NH. One who is not as cool as one who originated from G-Town (Gorham), NH.

Mountain queers like goats and hairy men! Smoking butts and drinkin beerz in Berlin DOOD!

by Gary K October 15, 2006