free minder

1.some one who is out their mind wise
2. neo hippie minus the vegetarianism

that kid sitting over there looks like such a free minder

by lil grits June 17, 2008

Jack Mineral Ice

Noun - an individual who is either extremely muscular or plain rugged in demeanor and action. A badass

Adj. - of or relating to ruggedness or badassness

Broderick Bunkley is not a very good football player but he is a pure Jack Mineral Ice in his combine photo.

Ben James had a heart attack in North Carolina and then drove home to Pennsylvania, that's Jack Mineral Ice

by Thorfin Skull Crusher January 20, 2011

Coal Miner

A coal miner is a sexual term that relates to a type of woman with an amazing body but a not so great face. This is a type of woman one would like to have sex with in the dark but wear a COAL MINER's helmet to stare at her ass doggystyle.

Guy1: damn that girl has a nice body
Guy2: eh but look at her face....
Guy1: She's definitely a coal miner

by l3urkles January 7, 2014

New Jersey Coal Miner

A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.

Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.

by Duncan Hill September 10, 2008

Midler

Last name of living legend, Bette Midler.

Isn't Bette MIDLER the greatest live performer ever!!

by Jonnybooth October 22, 2007

Bette Midler

Someone that looks pretty, cute, handsome or attractive "From a Distance" but as they get closer end up being unattractive.

Damn, who's that across the street. He's cute, he's coming our way. Oh wait, he's nasty... that's a Bette Midler, looked better "From A Distance."

by dk60610 May 21, 2009

Nerf Miner

Another term for when someone accepts to have gay anal sex.

“Hey dude, wanna fuck?”
“Nerf Miner”

by saltyjarjar March 3, 2022