fully merked

when you completely own someone so much if they try and do a comeback they look really stupid.

'Is that directed at me, meaning I am weird but I can't admit it? stfu man, im perfectly normal ...'

'yeah calling yourself the 'k'ing king' is really normal;)'

FULLY MERKED.

by nickiminajfan2011 May 13, 2011

zachary mercado

The most wonderful person in the world always there for you and to have him as a friend is a accomplishment

Your friend is like Zachary Mercado

by Zachary's Friend March 21, 2017

Harrison Mercer

A very large alpha male who is a female magnet and has bare Ps the opposite of this word is Gay

Wow Callum’s corner is 6’5 he must be a Harrison Mercer

by Jahpods March 4, 2019

autumn mercer

A beautiful friend who will make you laugh forever. She's kind, caring, funny, smart, and if you find an autumn mercer never let her go. She is a perfect example of the phrase "It's what's inside that counts." And if you're lucky, she might just be a weirdo.

"That girl is such an autumn mercer, I love her!

by wolfgirl13/nalien ;) June 24, 2019

annie mercer

irresistibly hot and incredibly cool

see that hot girl over there? that’s annie mercer

omg she’s so cool… yes she’s annie mercer

by User12838292991923 January 7, 2022

Mercado

To defecate in one's pants whilst trying to release gas.

Bro, I just fucking Mercadoed my fucking drawers trying to sneak that burrito air love out my shit slit. Game over for today.

by mean-e April 22, 2010

Meredithing

The act of having extremely low blood pressure. The act of having cold hands and feet. The act of being creepy.

"Dude, get your hands off me. You're Meredithing."

by Bones the Jonesing Phone. January 11, 2008