mental pimp 

Someone who mentally rapes you or allows others to mentally rape you for exchange of goods, power, or other gains in their favor.

That mental pimp has been helping others mentally rape me for his own gain and pleasure.

mental pimp by Katriel January 30, 2017

Mental bestie 

Your best friends but fight sometimes you guys are always together will never be separated you guys this like sisters but not because you're way too crazy for any mother to handle but you are always loving to one another and not ever trying to hurt them were together through thick and thin no matter what ( from Ja'Leah to Merissa)

Merissa is definitely my mental bestie

Mental bestie by Leah_girl February 15, 2017

mental nut juice 

When something turns out easier than you thought so you want to insta-nut but your in a nice uniform so you just have to imagine the room covered in splooge

"How was the job interview ?."
"Aw it was great but i was in a tux so i just covered the entire room in my mental nut juice

mental nut juice by JingleBalls696969 May 6, 2018

Mental Masturbation 

The act of imagining unreal or false things and taking them as true, and / or deliberately interpreting a fact, or acting in a wrong way, to evade a reality, boost your ego or twist a situation to your convenience.

"That girl think I like her because i invited her to my party, that's pure mental masturbation"

Mental Masturbation by Falcon64 April 30, 2018

Mental Despair 

A state where the mind is processing too much information, thus sending the host's mind into a place where they think everything is wrong with themselves. Mental Pain also has the chance to tighten the muscles around the body if the emotions become potent, sending the host also in a state of panic, for they might think something is constricting them.

"No matter how hard you try, he won't be fine for a bit. He's in a state of Mental Despair"

Mental Despair by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 17, 2018

Mental Degree

when a person thinks they know everything about a subject they "have a degree" in it.

"I feel depressed."
"Dw, I have a mental degree in depression."

Mental Degree by aarondawang April 4, 2019

Mental breakdown down under 

When you have a mental breakdown while listening to the band “Men at Work”.

I’m gonna go have a mental breakdown down under after last night.

Mental breakdown down under by Mr Anon H man October 6, 2019