c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

by calikid327 March 6, 2011

Matty

A absolute legend who has really cool ears and is great at rapping and basketball who deserves all the respect he gets and more.

“Your cooler than me Matty”

by John Danels Doe November 22, 2021

Matty

When a hockey player scores 3 goals in one game. Previously referred to as hat trick.

Wow he just scored his third goal for a Matty.

by Elkys words February 18, 2024

Mattis Kemp

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.

I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp

by daddy salty July 14, 2021

Matty Healy

A selfish, racist and sexist person who also has underdeveloped emotional intelligence

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”

by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

Mattis

A dog with a juicy fat luscious bubble butt

Bro:bro how’s Mattis?
Me:who?
Bro: juicy fat ass dog?
Me:ohhh-

by Mattis.lover November 14, 2021

Matty

A absolute legend who has really cool ears and is great at rapping and basketball who deserves all the respect he gets and more.

“Your cooler than me Matty”

by John Danels Doe November 22, 2021