a country girls’ country boy. gets mad poon, including the girl of his dreams. matty c is the type of guy you’d want to have your girlfriend cheat on you with cause he’s so spicy.
yo did you see matty c yesterday? yeah he was riding loren all night, it’s all good though. it’s just matty c
by lorthewhore February 20, 2018
by Kazgruna January 15, 2020
Person: What will you do tomorrow?
Justin: Tomorrow is Mattie day, i'll be spending it with my Mattie.
Justin: Tomorrow is Mattie day, i'll be spending it with my Mattie.
by Kode152 April 11, 2022
This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.
"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."
by mr shwarma December 20, 2023
Fatty Matty c is fat
by Fatty matty c January 30, 2020
A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.
A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.
A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.
A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors
by calikid327 February 20, 2011
by 420blazeitcunt February 24, 2017