by Pissqual December 24, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Has a sexy ass
by 14432youdontknowme5566 February 13, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew: hey I heard your mom is a dentist
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm
You: yeah...
Matthew: oh lol that’s so cool can she do my braces hehe hehe
*one day later
Matthew: hey can your mom do my braces hehe hehe
You: *facepalm
by iamfromArea51help July 15, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. A Matthew you, normally shortened as Matt are very funny, cute, and normally has gorgeous brown eyes. A Matthew is a very good friend by always being there and keeping you strong. If you have a Matthew in your life please please do not let him go, because trust me you’ll need him!
Keep Matthew’s in your life!
by e.bar2els4 July 29, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. matthew is the kind of guy you would fall in love with. i know, because i have.
the best type of matthews are brown hair, brown eyes with freckles.
although matthews can be the sweetest and are full of banter,
they can be the biggest fucking shitheads ever.
they’ll ignore u.
they’ll upset u.
they’ll break ur heart.
they’re the biggest assholes.
but there’s plenty of things that will make up for it.
matthews are caring boys who’ll make the best boyfriends.
he ruins ur day then saves it at the last minute.
u may think that he’s a toxic person so have in ur life, but u can’t help but miss a matthew.
the best type of matthews are brown hair, brown eyes with freckles.
although matthews can be the sweetest and are full of banter,
they can be the biggest fucking shitheads ever.
they’ll ignore u.
they’ll upset u.
they’ll break ur heart.
they’re the biggest assholes.
but there’s plenty of things that will make up for it.
matthews are caring boys who’ll make the best boyfriends.
he ruins ur day then saves it at the last minute.
u may think that he’s a toxic person so have in ur life, but u can’t help but miss a matthew.
by loveulotslikejellytots June 19, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Two different types: #1 is a sexy beautiful creature who can lure u in just by looking at them for the first time. #2 is annoying and disgusting I don't think
That he takes showeres
That he takes showeres
When u see #1 Matthew: he's so Charming I love him... Let me go talk to him
When u see #2 Matthew: eeewww Matthew let me run away before he sees me and tries to talk to me
When u see #2 Matthew: eeewww Matthew let me run away before he sees me and tries to talk to me
by HellaBella!!! November 13, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. An all around stand up guy. He is funny and can be pretty stupid at times. Not always charming in his ways but the same can't be said for his looks. He is the life of the party always pumping it up and knows exactly when something is wrong just by looking at the person of interest. He can always solve that problem no matter what lengths he must go to. His sense of humor isn't always the best but nothing gets him down. An example would be, " Well my grandmother died. Oh well I just knew shed kick the bucket soon!". Can be odd at times and like to make people laugh with corny and trashy jokes.
by Drek and Shronkey May 21, 2018
Get the Matthewmug.