Wookie Mat

A particularly large and thick patch of female pubic hair.

Damn, thats one mean wookie mat she had

by Struth! January 31, 2019

Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

Meat Mat

A meat mat is a burger.

I found a dried up meat mat in the bathroom stall at McDonalds

by Unsolvedllama May 31, 2018

Mat

If a person is very gullible, stubborn and annoying. You call them a Mat. A Mat is someone who typically doesn’t listen to you or hear you out. They’re likely to make bad decisions due to their stubbornness.

Person 1:Bro just listen to me and stop being a Mat!
Person 2:Bro shut up. I’m going to click the link it’s not gonna do anything.

Person 1:YOU WILL GET HACKED
Person 2:Idc, I’m gonna test it out.

by Disor August 12, 2022

Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022

Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.

That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza

by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022