baller massage

Unique term for intercourse/sex

Michigan Rapper 1: "Took tha lil hoe to the cut, the garage, then I bent tha bitch over an gave her a baller massage"

Michigan Rapper 2: *actively making bank 📃

by TheHardtest June 7, 2022

Portuguese Massage

The constant shaking of cars due to how roads were constructed long ago in Europe’s main landmass.

“Yo dude, when I was on vacation in Berlin, I got a Portuguese Massage“
“Bogus!”

by BeanLover69 December 7, 2024

Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022

Taco Massage

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.

I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.

by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017

Hate massage

When you give a rough massage to loved one but in an aggressive way.

I was mad at Dave so I gave him a hate massage. He deserved it!

by Aragedie August 7, 2016

nibble massage

A massage performed with the mouth, all over the body. The nibble massage can be performed to varying degrees of biting based on preferences. Other techniques may also include kissing, licking and sucking especially in the erogenous zones.

My massage unicorn came over last night and, after a full-body rub down, gave me an incredible nibble massage. My massage unicorn is also my oral unicorn so you know I had a very happy ending :)

by Zen Unicorn May 31, 2016

Strong Massage

Massage by a male masseuse that involves a happy ending

Todd said he was going to go for a strong massage, we didn't know he was gay.

by Whiz T May 4, 2018