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A Ricky Martin

A Ricky Martin is a situation obvious to everyone except the person in question.
I can't believe he didn't know he was going to get fired, that's a Ricky Martin.
by goinghome04 October 21, 2010
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Pullin' a Martin

It's going to snow tonight, but I'm not going to shovel it since it's going to be warm later this week. I'll be pullin' a Martin
by nepats May 27, 2018
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Marching meme

A contrived political message or theme designed to inspire or reinforce a blind adherence to a party or idea, often with a cynical awareness that professional and amateur followers and pundits will relentlessly repeat it throughout the Internet and mass media echo chambers with a nearly syncopated precision.
The talk show host knew that by pounding the table and screaming "we must take our government back," he was reissuing a marching meme that had inspired his many sycophantic followers in the past.
by shoqvalue June 19, 2010
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Martin Skrtel

Noun.
Martin Skrtel is a Slovakian football player who currently plays for Liverpool Football Club. He's a fucking hard bastard; he lives off a diet of nails, human flesh, barbed wire and steel wool. It is rumoured that Martin once killed a shark 800ft below sea level all because it was "using his water". Martin Skrtel places 7th in the "worlds hardest blokes" list after Chuck Norris, The incredible hulk, Liam Neeson, Samuel L. Jackson, Bruce lee and God himself. It is said that the only way of Martin Skrtel getting injured is by self inflicted pain, however Skrtel does not feel pain. Also another rumour stipulates that Martin Skrtel has already booked a place in Heaven, apparently he did so by shouting to god from his cave in the upper Hebrides mountains. There is strong competition as to the best football player in the world between Martin Skrtel and Emile Heskey, however Heskey is widely regarded as the best football player to ever grace the planet.
Clive Tyldesley: "Absolutely nobody can get past Martin Skrtel. He's a fucking brick wall! (I appologise)"
by SammyBlanny January 2, 2012
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Marching Band

The best damn sport in the world. Drumline, Flagline, and Hornline all working together to show those *other* bands what we're all about.
AIRPORT, you are not a scufflin' band. You are a marching band. Do it right!

Play with the band, *sigh*, not with yourselves.

Sell it ladies, sell it!

You will always be our sexiest drumline!
by Isis October 30, 2003
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Martin

Martin is Hispanic. He is hella hot, he also is fine😍. When you make him mad enough he will beat your ass. He is a girl magnet, he has many side chicks. This Martin kid is such a nice person. He is a great person to talk to. Martin will always make you feel loved. Once you become friends with Martin don't lose him, he will become your best friend.
Kaylie: damn he is fine as fuck
Ava: I know right
Kaylie: what's his name?
Ava: umm I think it's Martin
Kaylie: that makes sense why he is so hot, his name is MARTIN.
Ava: ohhhh
by Wnsghnsksbdkoqaln January 20, 2019
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Martin

Martin thinks he's really cool! really shy guy and has sexy as legs! he's really hot and he likes to play in waterfalls!
who's sexy legs are those?

oh they must be martins ;)
by Ataahuasoul May 14, 2011
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