March 14

National kiss your girlfriend day

(Boy)Hey wanna kiss
(Girl) yea it's march 14

by Hddudvdnsjxy March 13, 2022

March 27

My BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨WOOOOOOOOOOO

Wow did you hear it was Quincy’s birthday today??
No
It’s MARCH 27th

Ohhhh ya she’s a bad bitch

by BAD BITCH Q August 12, 2022

Stalin March

When your butthole is stretched out from a rough anal session or from using large toys, causing you to be unable to walk properly.

Most common in anal virgins who haven't been trained for no mercy by their lover.

Friend 1: Hey wanna do something tonight?
Friend 2: No, my partner gave me a harsh anal fucking, now i have to do the stalin march.
Friend 1: I've been there young man, it hurts.

by Blifnab March 10, 2021

March 8

The best day of the year and people born on this day are surely the most beautiful people in the entire world. A pisces too! Lucky whoevers with you! Its a day to celebrate!

Guy: Wow! Shes born on march 8th! She is so awesome! Girl: You know her? Shes brilliant!

by Mr Google February 9, 2021

March 4

Love yourself day!!!!

Rose: oh it March 4th I don't really love myself but I have to.

by Livolivialivvy January 15, 2022

March 30

National Go Public with your relationship day, you have to tell everyone who you're dating/talking to

Hey Jasmin, it's March 30th, y'know what that means, don't you?

by Secret1119 March 24, 2021

March 27th

The most beautiful girls are born on this day. They lure you in with their beauty and voices. They can control your mind. Make you do crazy things. Their beauty doesn’t age. They are sirens. The women born on March 27th are connected to the sea. Their birthstone is Aquamarine. Their love is pure but fatal.

“Wow why is that girl so gorgeous?”
“Because she was born on March 27th. People say she’s a true born siren”

by Havenvelour October 16, 2019