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Iron Maiden

The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.
Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*
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Maiden's Virus

Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles
Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!
by Michelle A. Richardson June 10, 2008
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Iron Maiden

The reason you're alive. It was a Maiden concert you were made an accident by your parents
Barry: Why are you an accident, Steve?
Steve: Thank Iron Maiden
by EggFriedRhys March 14, 2015
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Resident Evil Maid

In the original Resident Evil Video Game on Playstation, released by Capcom in 1996, the game was so complex and there were so many enemies that the programmers were forced to remove the bodies of the killed enemies as soon as the player opened or closed a door, went up stairs, or somehow entered another scene; causing the old scene to revert to it's original condition and the enemies to re-populate.

The term "Resident Evil Maid" was something my friend and I, and obviously others, came to call this new style of gameplay. previously, the graphics were not as complex, the games took nowhere near that time to complete, and there were no 'transitions' between entering or exiting a room.

The Resident Evil Maid is so fast, that leaving a room and immediately re-entering is will remove the dead enemies in under one second.

The game was so groundbreaking that at the time more development went into this particular game than the console designers had expected. This is often referred to as the first game of its kind, and as such minor sacrifices although necessary, were very, very silly.
Dude! That Resident Evil Maid is so fast i wish she'd clean the dead zombies out of my room!

Yeah but where the fuck does she put all the bodies?
by resident evil maid January 21, 2011
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meter-maid

A public servant whom daily, possibly hourly, serves the public with ridiculous citations for parking violations. meter-maids are most often seen traveling in small motor vehicles, committing numerous traffic violations themselves in the process of citing you for every dollar you don’t have.
"That bitch wrote me a ticket for $40!!!? Too close to the crosswalk!!!? WTF!!! I hate meter-maids!!!"
by K Jacobs May 15, 2007
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Hispanic Maid

A character played out on a couple Family Guy episodes that plays to the "racist view" of middle aged Hispanic females.

Seen answering the door to Superman's house talking in broken English with a general Hispanic accent. (Louis kills Stewie episode)
Joe Swanson: Have you seen this baby?

Hispanic Maid: No, no. Missa Supa-man no here?

Joe: We're just looking for this baby.

Hispanic Maid: No. I have no money.
by killachickensumbum March 22, 2009
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maid-tron

A single mother who is chosen to occupy the maid-of-honor duties of a wedding. It is a combination of matron, which indicates having dignified woman that had children from wedlock, and maid, denoting her status as single, yet still innocent.
"The service for Tara's wedding was beautiful. Ashley was the maid-tron, her little girl was the flower girl and her little boy was the ring bearer. I'm so glad her loser ex-husband is out of the picture."
by rebelionel December 22, 2008
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