Your Manatee

The misheard version of the word humanity often heard in songs.

More money on defence fuck hospitals
Fuck human beings, fuck your manatee.
-Everybody knows shit's fucked
Stephen Paul Taylor

by Czech Matter July 26, 2020

voluntary mandatory

Anything needed to be done is voluntary but becomes mandatory if you want to do something else.

Vaccinations for Covid are voluntary but if you wish to be employed, it is voluntary mandatory that you have to be vaccinated.

by bevanpayne September 29, 2021

UNTRESPASS MANDATORY SHIT INITIATION

GET NAKED and DOO everything with SHIT that is MANDATORY.

SHIT ON A PLATE , SMELL THE SHIT, PLAY WITH THE SHIT , EAT THE SHIT , SMEAR THE SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BODY, SHIT MORE AND EAT THAT SHIT AND DRY THE SHIT OUT BY WALKING AROUND THEN TAKE A SHIT BATH BY SHITTING IN THE BATHTUB AND GROVELING IN THE SHIT IS THE UNTRESPASS MANDATORY SHIT INITIATION.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE February 22, 2022

The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.

Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.

by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023

Heavy Manatee

A large fat rich man

I have to make sure I do good tonight or those Heavy Manatees won't donate to our fundraiser

by Lordlordingson May 22, 2024

soft maneater

Like a traditional maneater, but instead of chewing men up and spitting them out, a “soft maneater” will go back for seconds or maybe even left overs.

She’s a soft maneater, she’s gonna go on a date first.

by softmaneater January 10, 2025

3 Piu Mandaments

The mandaments of a portuguese university's professor
1st Mandament: Piu;
2nd Piu: Piu;
Piu piu: Piu;

When using Piu in a conversation:
- You automatically "win" the situation:

1) Reflects the argument, if the conversation is to continue

2) Ends the argument with no possible comeback
3) Or it can be used as a short version of "that's what you get"

Obs: Piu is known as bird's noise

When using the 3 Piu Mandaments, there's no requirements, you just need to say "Piu" that's the whole foundation

1) Person 1: You're a dick!

Person 2: Piu

(Now Person 1 is the dick)

2) Same as 1) but Person 1 isn't the dick because Person 2 just doesn't care

3) Person 1: Ah s*** I didn't deliver the project on time

Person 2: Ohhh, piu.

by jeremiasoreidokuduro October 10, 2019