Mayonnaise Sandwich

When you are fucking a girl and you finish on her chest, only to collapse from complete and utter exhaustion on top of her. You and the girl are the bread, and your cum is the Mayo

"Yo dude! How did you go last night?"
"Yeah I got some. At the end we became a Mayonnaise Sandwich"

by SmashorSmash May 2, 2019

brokeback mayonnaise

Mayonnaise that has expired or is in distaste to one.

Slang for semen.

"Excuse me sir, this Mayonnaise appears to have gone Brokeback."

Wipe off your Brokeback Mayonnaise before I throw up.

by DrJohn May 24, 2006

Mayonaise Sock

The female body part where mayonaise is collected or stored for uses other than to make a sandwich.

In the heat of the moment, she asked me to pop a load into her mayonaise sock.

by Clitmaster Flash January 6, 2012

makynlie

Is a girl with a good personality she is nice to others and does everything she can to help other people in need she's very pretty and everyone compliments her everyday

Claudia:hey you know her girl makynlie?
Charlie:yeah.Isn't she so pretty and nice
Claudia:YES!she's like my bff or something!

by Sportymorty May 2, 2018

Mayonnaids

Semen containing the HIV virus.

About 1 week into her backpacking trip through Rwanda, Shelley got sprayed with mayonnaids from a vagrant in the street who had been pole pumping behind a bush.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Mayonnaise

The best random thing to say or scream out loud.

"MAYONNAISE!!"

by mayonnaise. September 19, 2022

minnesota mayonnaise

When a man cums into a jar and feeds it to a woman like mayonnaise.

I gave her some Minnesota Mayonnaise.

by PSYCHOBITCHER April 11, 2017