wank-machine

1.(noun) Referring to a person, usually a male, who masturbates obssessively multiple times daily.

2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.

1. Man, Clive is a wank-machine of note. He spanked his little monkey thirteen times yesterday.

2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.

by Jeby March 20, 2006

splooge machine

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.

Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!

by Eazy motha fuckin E October 23, 2007

Good Machine

A female of the hot and/or hot bodied variety

see also Rusty Machine.

Guys... GUYS! Good machine at 2 o'clock

by Caz_B February 4, 2008

Kooch Machine

A machine that is shaped like a vagina/pussy that you can insert your penis in.

Male 1: Hey bro did you get the kooch machine?
Male 2: Yea bruh got me real hard

by Grundle Gargle June 7, 2016

Suck Machine

A girl who gives bomb head on the reg

Yo that bitch Audrey's a real Suck Machine.

by alexcox October 2, 2016

Rinsing Machine

A machine used for rinsing bottles during the manufacturing process of soft drinks, not to be confused with a filling machine.

"Dude I still can't tell the difference from the rinsing machine and filling machine."
"Its so obvious, simply disappointing that you can't tell the difference."

by Conjure04 November 23, 2020

Song Machine

Song Machine is the 6th phase of Gorillaz, which as of writing has 13 songs. This album has much more vocals from other artists, such as Elton John and Unknown Mortal.

Person 1: “did you hear about Gorillaz new album, Song Machine?”
Person 2: “ I didn’t.”

by Neb00la December 14, 2020